“Feet up ”

“The remotes are across the room. I'm watching this on my phone out of sheer laziness. ”

“You're twisting my arm. One more before bed. ”

“Avoiding the inevitable. Bedtime is coming. #oldman ”

“Football doesn't build character; football reveals character. ”

“Here's hoping that season 2 is as good as season 1 was. ”

“Better late than never. ”